Help! I Accidentally Optimized the Demon Lord’s Kingdom

When underpaid logistics analyst Noah Bell gets flattened by a vending machine during a late-night snack run, he wakes in Eldoria as the supposedly chosen hero—with one absurd cheat skill: Divine Spreadsheet. Anything he can measure, he can optimize. Crops grow faster, swords balance perfectly, taxes become painless, and somehow even angry monsters line up politely when given numbered tickets.

Unfortunately, Noah is summoned by the human kingdom of Aurelia, whose nobles expect him to slay the Demon Lord and smile for propaganda posters. After discovering the “evil” Demon Lord is actually a broke, overworked queen trying to keep her people fed, Noah defects with a cat-eared knight, a smug elven accountant, and a dragon princess who keeps eating the budget.

Now Noah must build the world’s most efficient monster nation, survive increasingly ridiculous hero politics, dodge romantic misunderstandings from his growing entourage, and prove that the most overpowered weapon in another world isn’t holy magic—it’s competent administration.