CHAPTER 75 – You Can’t Always Get What You Want (2)

Monday.

Dr Kirby opened Monday morning with Act V warming the pull-down canvas.

“The Tragedy of the Commons,” she tapped the words with a whiteboard marker. “What is it?”

Atkinson, still dazed from the weekend, raised his hand. “Isn’t that when everyone shares a field, everyone lets their cows graze on it, and nobody takes care of it because it’s not technically theirs, so the grass just dies? Their cow dies? Everyone loses, but no one is explicitly responsible?”

Someone laughed.
Eppie hid her mirth by biting her tongue.

“Do not laugh.” Kirby made a note in her book. “Mr Atkinson is correct. The Tragedy of the Commons isn’t like Elizabethan tragedy, or Aristotelian tragedy; it has its roots in sociology and economics. It’s about the depletion of a common resource. In Salem, that resource… is Humanity. It’s faith in the common good. Community. That’s what Abigail, Parris and the others are exhausting.”

“To this end, Abigail, as the central antagonist, becomes pivotal to our understanding,” Kirby walked around the room like a shoebill, eyeing the students and their notes.

“Abigail, pretty little thing she was, belonged to no one, and was raised by everyone. The church, the elders, the whole apparatus of correction that runs this town. Dozens of adults had a hand in shaping her. All were judgmental. Yet no one was responsible.”

“Eppie,” Kirby stopped by her table. “Can you enlighten us?”

Her [Script Analysis] didn’t even break a sweat. “By Act V, it should be obvious to us that the High Court, its authority, and the Faith that powers obedience, is the common resource at the heart of the ‘Tragedy of the Commons’.” She spoke without breaking cadence. “Abigail has depleted this resource to such an extent that everyone assumes someone braver will step up first—and thanks to this selfishness, no one does. The town burns, people hang. Proctor stepped up for nothing.”

“Excellent,” Dr Kirby gave her a gold star from the desk, an act that drew more laughter from the room until she made them write their own for homework.

As for Eppie, she could only marvel at the abstraction of the [System]’s ability to teach the unteachable.

Indeed… if someone doesn’t step up—if there isn’t a Proctor willing to put his life on the line —how would society avoid tragedy? If Euphemia Fontaine isn’t willing to pull Valorie Sanders out of the fire with her bare hands, wouldn’t the whole performance just burn to the ground like Salem?

How could she build an Ark for the American Dream if Eppie watched Valorie drown? How could she add to the common pool of hopes and dreams? In her self-loathing, even her shiny new hair seemed to lose its lustre.

During her third-period break, Eppie escaped to the rooftop of the LAPA building and made a call. Here was where she had fallen, and because she never sued, the school never felt it necessary to install locks, barriers, or even CCTV, partly because maintenance needed constant access for the window and signage cleaning.

Standing in the shade, she dialled Lafitte.

“Little bird!” Lafitte sounded like she was on her bagel break. “Give me a second, let me get somewhere quiet… alright, how are you?”

“Good,” Eppie felt guilty for leaving their reporter hanging until May. “How are things? I read all of your articles on Kiritani Sensei. They’re wonderful.”

“I have you to thank for the lead. I’ve been eating from that plate for months.” Lafitte replied graciously. “The momentum is building, and the National Monument is definitely going ahead. I got the scoop, including an interview with Juliana Vaughan, and it’s all thanks to you.”

“You’re the one who found us the Tanaka family,” Eppie felt herself blushing. “Any updates on the Exhibition?”

There was a pause.

“Oh, Dame Vaughan hasn’t told you? They’re planning to move it up. It’s Kiritani Sensei; he’s… 88 now? I believe? It should be late February, if my sources are correct.”

This time, it was Eppie who had to catch her breath. “Is Kiritani sensei…”

“I am not privy to that kind of information,” Lafitte said solemnly. “But he is… old. He was homeless for five decades; he is a walking miracle.”

“Yeah…” Eppie made her heart settle before she pushed forward with her request. “Can I ask a favour?”

“Anything. Did you find another artist?”

“NO, no… this is off the record, not for print—I need gossip on Senator Sanders. Anything on the home front? Family stuff?”

“… You’re digging into the Sanders?” Lafitte’s voice grew uncomfortable. “Is this a part of your… retaliation?”

“NO!” Eppie coughed out the answer. “I am partnered with Valorie as her understudy, and I am noticing a particular pattern…”

She told Lafitte her hypothesis, not from what she actually knew of Valorie, but from her [Script Analysis], trusting in the karmically derived exposition of a girl, an absent father, and the influences it may have on a desirable body open to exploitation to [Usurpers].

“That’s an interesting theory…” Lafitte took a minute to gather her thoughts. “Francis Sanders is intensely private. We normally assume this is because of tact, and the fact that Valorie… “

Looks like a movie star.

“… It’s for good reason. That daughter of his draws more ink than half his colleagues combined. She’s practically a minor celebrity in Senate circles. Every gossip stringer in the state would kill for a drama angle on Sanders and his starlet daughter. He’s kept the door bolted on it for years, and honestly, I respect it. I am so sorry, Eppie. Unless you have concrete proof, I don’t think this is appropriate.”

“I am so sorry…” Eppie apologised. “Forget I asked.”

“The best I can do is send you Senator Sanders’ schedule. It’s publicly accessible—I just have it readily available. You can make your own conclusions from there.”

“Thank you so much.”

They finished by exchanging professional pleasantries, then Eppie dialled for her not-mentor, Julianna Vaughan.

The Dame of the Met picked up on the second ring, sounding like she had been expecting the call all along. “Ma Dauphine. A pleasant surprise. I do believe this is the first time you’ve called me. I take it Odette’s little demonstration made an impression.”

“It was extraordinary,” Eppie confessed. “I felt physically ill watching the threads… ooze out.”

“Yes, it’s a lovely aesthetic, made better by stage magic.” Vaughan laughed. “You have Mirabelle to thank for it. She was on the case; I merely put in a request.”

“Is there some way I can thank the Ninagawa company?”

“No need,” Vaughan said, sounding as if she were shaking her head sagaciously. “We’ve arranged for the production photos to travel. The Tokyo National Museum has agreed to a small textile and design exhibit on the local theatre scene. Once your LAPAGANZA is over, the costume will travel overseas and have a second life.”

“Wow…” Eppie was once again reminded just now how small her world was compared to Vaughan’s. “The NATIONAL museum?”

“Diana has friends in high places in Kyoto,” Vaughan laughed. “I do too, of course, but this is more of a young person thing…”

Just casual young people things… Eppie nodded to herself.

“Anyway, I figured you’d call if someone told you,” Vaughan continued. “Yes. Kiritani Sensei is not well. Nothing acute, nothing I’m hiding from you, only the ordinary math of a man whose homelessness is catching up. The exhibition is being completed ahead of schedule. Early March. I’d rather it now than late. I want Kiritani Sensei to feel…”

Vaughan’s voice grew low. “Completed.”

Eppie’s chest went tight.

“Join us on the 1st of March. We’ll have the private opening on Saturday evening. Officially, we open on the Ides of March. That can’t be moved so easily. There will be an event. Senators, politicians, the VP, possibly. It’ll be good to show your face. Besides, what would Kiritani Sensei think if his tenshi was missing?”

“I’ll be there,” Eppie said before Vaughan had even finished the sentence properly.

After her proclamation, there was nothing to be said.

The rest, Eppie felt, was between herself and the man she found in Central Park on a Snowy December Evening.

She joined the crew for lunch, slotting herself easily into the group of chattering Sophomores fresh with the energy of Monday morning. Min-jun appeared utterly smitten by her hair, while Lucy and Chelsea swore that they would renounce their friendship unless she revealed her secret salon.

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Eppie confessed that she actually had no idea what happened. The Grammys, she said, and the mysteries of her stylists were beyond her ken as a dress-up doll. Midway, Zara arrived, parting the Sophomores with her aura alone, then sat beside Eppie until, somehow, Eppie ended up sitting on the lap of her five-ten friend, like an arrested cat.

With her body captured by the Spaniard, they conducted an “Ask Me Anything” about the Grammys, giving their Sophomore peers a taste of what it was like to be pampered by professional MUAs, be photographed by actual paparazzi, and interviewed by Joan Sterling.

“God, you smell so good.” Zara buried her face in the back of Eppie’s head. “What are you using?”

No Brand 3-in-1 was what Eppie was using.

“I didn’t even notice when they dyed your hair,” Zara said. “Why is it so glossy?”

Eppie’s back grew clammy with cold sweat. Was my lie about to be exposed?!

“Can I smell it?” Min-Jun’s lack of tact came to her rescue.

“Sure,” Eppie moved from Zara’s lap. “Dig in—”