March 28, 2026 — 1:37 am

They worked their way through the rooms, trying their best to go fast. The thrum that filled the area was a constant, and they grew good at anticipating it. Sometimes someone would call it out before it was going to happen, usually Isra but sometimes Alfric, and they would all just stop and cover their ears in near-unison.

<We could take a break in the garden stone,> said Mizuki. <It would be really nice to have a rest from the drone. Extremely nice.>

<We’ve done ten rooms,> said Alfric. <That’s almost an entire dungeon, but from what you saw from above, we might have as many as a hundred left.> That was a worst case scenario, but with the distances Mizuki had spotted, he was worried that it was plausible. It would make this dungeon ten times the size of a normal one for their elevation.

He didn’t know what that would mean in terms of how dungeons worked. Their average elevation was four, and the percentage rule meant that they were supposed to be draining four percent of the dungeon’s stored magical energy. If the dungeon was ten times bigger, it was possible they were draining thirty percent of the energy instead. They would almost have to be, to justify that number of entads. So far they hadn’t found another, but the hundred lutes, all clumped together, would still be a haul so large and strange that it would be cause for interest and alarm, even more than the theater had been.

<Monsters have been weak,> said Mizuki. <Right?>

<Yeah,> said Alfric. <But that’s how it was before, fine until it wasn’t. These are more like the things we should have been fighting all along.>

<Three raccoons,> said Mizuki with a nod.

<We’re higher elevation now,> said Alfric. <Verity is five, the rest of us are four.>

<So double three raccoons?> asked Mizuki.

<Six raccoons,> said Hannah.

<Wow,> said Mizuki, looking at Hannah. <Wow.>

<Just bein’ precise,> said Hannah. <Also it doesn’t work like that, there’s a graph you’ve gotta follow.>

Isra put her hands to her ears, and the rest of them followed suit. It was possible to keep talking, but they stayed quiet until the thrum had passed.

<Break is over,> said Alfric. He turned to Hannah. <Healing check?>

<I’ve done hardly anythin’ at all,> she said with a shrug. <Let’s call it five sixths.>

He turned. <Verity?> he asked.

<Still on the same song,> she said. <I’ve worked the thrum into it.>

<Good,> said Alfric, though he didn’t really understand what that meant. <Then we keep going.>

Alfric was using an old dungeoneer’s trick and making a map using the guild messaging system. Because you could hold a message unsent, you could put in vital information and refer to it later by opening the mental interface, then just not send it so that you could avoid bothering people with things they didn’t need to know. The only real benefit over using pencil and paper was that you didn’t need to stop and shrug off armor or fish them out of a pocket.

They’d hit a few dead ends already, necessitating a backtrack, and the doors they’d left open — torn from their hinges, in most cases — seemed to be unchanging with every passing thrum. They’d stopped to test again only once, and had confirmed that a closed door would lead to a different place, which had been a bit of a relief.

Alfric moved at the front, as always, bident at the ready. He was worried that they were getting complacent. Just because they’d had six easy fights in a row didn’t mean that they would have another six, or another twenty. He could feel himself getting complacent as the fear and stress slowly waned. He killed a large bird the size of a breadbox as it uselessly slammed its stinger against his plate armor and could almost taste the growing confidence.

All this had already happened before, in their third failed dungeon. That one had also been in Herbury Meadows. That one had also been relatively sedate. There had been no constant thrumming, no shifting around of rooms, and then right at the end, or what might have been the end, they’d run into a group of monsters so brutally difficult that two of them had died.

It would have been nice to think that this was an oversized dungeon with weak monsters that would end up more of a test of attrition than brute power, but there was no reason that it should be like that, at least as far as Alfric could see. Nice ‘easy’ monsters could live in the same dungeons as incredibly difficult ones.

The series of doors — more doors than a normal dungeon — led them to a large room with a well in the center. Two humanoids in flowing cloaks stood next to the well, peering down into it. They were lit by a chandelier from above, which cast its candlelight on the wide stone floor. The bricks were arranged around the well in concentric circles, aligned imperfectly so that moss grew in the cracks between them.

Mizuki opened with a fireball. It was a wet dungeon, and fireballs were in ready supply. To Alfric’s dismay, it killed neither of them, and they picked themselves up with supernatural speed, their black cloaks billowing behind them as they ran toward the party. Isra put two arrows through each of them in the blink of an eye, and it seemed to do nothing, and then one of them was on Alfric while the other was met by Hannah as Verity’s song picked up its tempo and strength.

Alfric brought it to the ground, where they wrestled as it beat against his armor, and he pushed the plates up against it, trying his best to pin it in place. Teeth and claws were the most important things to worry about, because they could do more damage than the simple punches or kicks ever could. The monster seemed mostly to focus on its punches, and it took Alfric a moment to realize how incredibly weak these were. The creature was fast and durable, but it hit no harder than a six-year-old child, and as many blows as it made against Alfric’s chest, it had nothing in the way of weight or power.

It did, however, take quite a bit of work to actually kill it. The skull was thick and strong, and the limbs were almost impossible to snap, as much work as Alfric put into it. The joints were easier, and after some work, he had ruined them completely, wrenching the elbows and knees backward.

<Dagger,> said Isra.

Alfric pulled back and took the dagger from her. It was better for this sort of work than a sword was. He was still on top of the creature, and it was still trying to hit him, but its limbs were useless to it. He pushed the dagger into its chest, and it had no response, so he withdrew the dagger, which had only a glistening of pink fluid on it. He pushed it in again at a different spot, then again. It took some heft and some leverage each time, but eventually the creature slowed and then stopped moving. There was no real blood, just the pink sheen to the dagger.

Hannah had focused on the head, and managed to make a hole in it with her pick, though that had only really weakened it. She was getting more leverage on it, with the tip of the pick inserted, and eventually with a loud crack the head came open and the creature fell limp.

Alfric sat there, breathing hard, then called that they were clear.

<How were we supposed to have killed those if they were strong?> asked Mizuki. <What was that?>

<I’ll take weak but durable over powerful but fragile,> said Alfric.

<And what, they just shrug off giant explosions?> asked Mizuki.

<It happens,> said Alfric.

<Well it shouldn’t,> said Mizuki with a pronounced frown.

<Room doesn’t have any exits,> said Isra. She was often first to look around, because she needed less recovery.

<Are we takin’ that chandelier?> asked Hannah, pointing up.

<No,> said Alfric. <Nowhere to put it unless we take it apart in pieces, and it’s just cut glass and metal. We should head back after a check for magic.>

He was getting antsy about time, even though it was still fairly early in the morning.

<Nothing magical,> said Mizuki after a quick flight around the room. She used the helm of flight at even the slightest provocation, taking to the air and moving at its full thirty miles an hour as though she was built for it.

<Check down the well,> said Alfric.

She frowned a bit, then moved over to it. It wasn’t the kind with a crossbar to pull a bucket up with, it was instead open, with water down below. It was at least twenty feet of water, dark, blue, and unexpectedly clear. Alfric moved to it with her.

<Maybe,> she said, looking down into the depths. <Hard to tell.>

<I’m going to take the water-form ring. I’ll go down and search,> he said.

The entad stone with the brilliant blue gem was kept among Hannah’s things, in a pouch that she could access by shifting her liquid metal armor, not because she had any intention of going into watery places, but because it had a side effect of halting severe injury or poisoning. That was the sort of thing that he was grateful to Filera for, because there was almost no way that they’d have found it out on their own. It was somewhat poor, as injury-stabilization went, but it was far better than nothing. Hannah in particular didn’t think much of it, mostly because she thought immediate healing was a better strategy under most circumstances.

Alfric stripped off the plate armor, then his gambeson, mostly because it was impossible to take the ring off without getting quite wet. He climbed up to the rim of the well, looking down, then slipped on the ring.

He’d tried it on before, in an undone day, but it was still a shock to be transformed into water, especially with how cold it was. His body was still there, in a sense, just turned into water, and it had its own rules while using the entad. He slipped down through the well water, reaching the bottom in seconds, then spread out and tried to find whatever Mizuki had seen in the silt, if anything. It didn’t take terribly long to touch the metal, and once he had, he grabbed it, moving it into his watery body. It was hard, with his senses, to really know what was himself and what was well water, but he surged up quickly and got himself to the top of the well. There was more to climb though, and he couldn’t with watery hands, so he took the ring off, holding the sword in one hand.

<Helm!> he called.

Mizuki threw it down and Alfric managed to catch it, not as it fell, but as it sank through the water. Once it was on, he flew up out of the well and landed on the flagstones, moss touching his bare feet, dripping water onto the ground. He was soaked, but there was a change of underwear in the garden stone — a few, actually.

<I’ll change, then we backtrack,> he said. <I’ll be fast.>

He caught the way that Mizuki was looking at his bare chest, and went into the garden stone to get dry. They had a stack of towels there, plenty of water to get clean of blood and dirt, and what functioned as a makeshift bathroom, if needed, which he’d built himself. Normally for that kind of thing though, you’d just go in the dungeon itself.

He was back out in under two minutes, just in time for another thrum of the dungeon, which nearly caught him unaware. Then he was back in his gambeson and boots, which took a bit of time, and his plate armor assembled itself around him, which took just a few seconds.

<Are we testing the sword?> asked Mizuki. She was holding it, and he suspected that she had already tested it while he was in the garden stone, though there was no physical evidence. <It extends, both ways.>

<What do you mean both ways?> asked Alfric.

<The handle,> said Mizuki. <And the blade.>

The blade was gently curved and quite thin, though he thought it probably had some strength to it. When he’d held it, it had been light too, which was important, and balanced well, which was another mark in its favor. If it could only extend the blade or handle, it was probably worth only a hundred rings or so, but given that it had taken some effort to pick up, he was hoping for more. This wasn’t how dungeons worked though. Great things could be sitting on a table, and trash could be painstakingly extracted from dangerous situations.

<Here,> he said, taking it from her. He shortened the blade then extended the handle. There were limits to entads, always limits, but this one was permissive, and he was able to make the straight handle long enough, the blade short enough. It was a spear with a razor sharp point to it, the curve only slightly pointed. The balance was good. <I’m not using it now though, we’ll put it with the others and test later.> He retracted the blade entirely, so there was nothing sticking out. As just a small handle, it was only a mild weight. He second guessed himself. <I’ll hold on to it, just in case. No testing, of anything, until we’re done with the day. I don’t want to go through this dungeon and then have to reset because someone died trying to figure out an entad.> He didn’t add that it was contingent on them actually getting out of the dungeon.

They backtracked to the nearest door, with Alfric updating the notes within the guild message that would never be sent. The chest marched on after them, usually following Verity, who was the last to leave its range.

He heard the buzzing before he saw the swarm. They were bees, or something like bees, each the size of a fist, twenty of them all told, and he glanced back at Verity’s glowing bubble shield he’d gotten for her, which she had spread out around her. He had been worried about a swarm, though they hadn’t had one last time. Herbury Meadows had lots of flowers, especially at this time of year, and that meant pollinators.

Alfric had plans.

He rushed toward the bees and started his own sort of buzzing. The plates of his armor overlapped, and he’d found that if he concentrated on it, he could make them open and close. Mizuki had compared his look to that of a pinecone, in the ways that the plates overlapped each other, and what he was doing was opening and closing them, as fast as he could. The armor had a force of its own, and could grip things if it had them between two plates, or crush them. The plates clanked as they spread and contracted around him, pushing against his body some, but more against each other.

The bees came at him, swarming, trying to get in between the plates, when they managed it, the plates slammed down, crushing them. He could feel it when it happened, a bee getting caught in the armor, and he pressed harder until they gave way.

<Fireswell!> Mizuki yelled, which meant something with more flame than explosion. Alfric covered himself just in time, lowering the plates back down.

The bees were still around, but they were dropping fast, and he crushed another that was trying to get through the gap he had made for it. A fist-sized creature was good for this, large enough that he could feel them, so smashing them between the plates would actually work. He was protected from the stingers by the thick quilting beneath the armor, not that they were ever against it for long enough to sting him.

He saw one of the bees make its way to Verity, be repelled by the barrier, and then get lanced through with one of Isra’s arrows.

The fight went well, very well. He hadn’t been sure about the strategy, and wouldn’t have tried it with something that had a sharper or longer stinger, but they had run straight into the slamming plates, killed before they could do much more than prod at the cloth armor he wore beneath it. It was superior in almost every way to trying to use the bident or a sword.

When the last of the bees was killed, Alfric checked himself over. He was most worried about a stinger he’d somehow missed, but nothing had penetrated, and he was feeling fine.

<I can’t believe that worked,> said Hannah, after everyone had confirmed they were fine.

<We tested it,> said Alfric.

<It was a solution in search of a problem,> said Hannah, shaking her head. <I think next time won’t go so well, but I hope I’m wrong.>

<No exits,> said Isra.

<No loot,> said Mizuki. <After that sword I was hoping that we’d get something a bit more for our trouble.>

<Wait, if we’ve got no exits, that means we’re down to one path,> said Hannah. <Are we guaranteed to have an exit?>

<No,> said Alfric. <But we cross that bridge when we come to it.>

As good as the fight had gone, with hardly a scratch on any of them, it was disconcerting that their progress was getting them almost nothing. It was Alfric’s hope that there was a limited number of rooms, and that they would be able to clear enough of them that they would find the entrance, but there was no guarantee that would actually happen, either because they ran out of time or because the number of rooms wasn’t actually limited. There were infinidungeons, so vast and deep that no one had found an end to them, whether there was one or not.

Hannah was right. They had only a single door left.

Alfric waited until after the thrum had passed. He was almost getting used to it. He pushed his way through the cedar door and found himself bathed in light. It wasn’t bright enough to blind, but it was strong enough that he had to blink several times to adjust to it. He’d been worried that something would come at him while he was having trouble seeing, but there was no repeat of the incident with the laser eyes. When he had adjusted, he was confused by what he saw. There was sky ahead, and it was daylight.

Beyond that was a section of meadow, one of the large rooms that they’d seen, and thick-bellied creatures crawling on all fours in among the grasses and flowers. It was the sky that drew his attention though, the clouds and blue sky, and he frowned at it. You weren’t supposed to pay that much attention to the sky, it was irrelevant in a dungeon, but two different rooms with different skies made very little sense. He didn’t think that it was unprecedented, but it was the third unusual thing they’d seen in this dungeon, with the first two being the thrum and the shifting rooms. Maybe he should have counted the room with a hundred entad lutes as well.

<Fireball, then we engage,> said Alfric, turning his eyes down to the creatures. They looked large and slow, but he was worried, because largeness had historically been a problem, and he knew that creatures that looked slow could move with incredible speed under the right circumstances.

<Fireball, coming up,> said Mizuki. There was a quaver to her voice, maybe because of the second sky. He hoped that it was a second sky, rather than night turning to day, because that, for a chrononaut, would be extremely ominous.

This particular fireball was delivered at long range, a lancing beam that zipped through the air, nearly silent, before impacting the side of one of the beasts with a deafening explosion. There were three of the creatures, and all were caught in the blast. One of them died instantly, keeling over on its small legs, while the other two were wounded in the head and hindquarters. Alfric rushed forward, trying his best to put himself between the monsters and the party, but very aware that if these things were a thousand pounds each — entirely possible given their size — he would be nearly incapable of stopping them. Given the dungeons they’d run into, he’d been brushing up on best practices for fighting large creatures like this, and most of what people suggested, aside from running away, was to use the creature’s size against it.

Alfric moved to the side as the first of them charged. The charge had weight to it, heft, and would be difficult to stop. True to form, the creature had trouble tracking him against all its weight, especially because its belly was nearly dragging across the meadow as it ran, and he plunged his bident into its flank as it passed him. He released the magical charge almost at once and withdrew his weapon so that it wouldn’t be yanked from his hand, but he still got wrenched to the side. The beast keeled over, screeching, and tumbled. Alfric moved on it and pierced its rump with his bident, releasing another charge, which seemed enough to kill it.

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The other beast was moving toward, and two arrows appeared in its eyes almost simultaneously. Isra was standing in front of its charge, appearing at the same moment the arrows did, but before Alfric could give a shout, she was gone again, having fired off her bow. The beast was blinded, and bucked, but it charged on, off-course, and slammed head first into a wall, where it went still.

<Clear,> Alfric called after a moment.

<I’d worried about that one,> said Hannah.

<It could have gone bad,> Alfric agreed.

<Are we still on a hot streak?> asked Mizuki. <Was that hard and we were just good, or was it another easy one?>

<Let’s say hard and we were good,> said Alfric. <We need to keep being good.> He looked at Isra. <Nice shooting.>

She nodded. <They were large eyes.>

Up close, now that he had a moment to think, Alfric decided that these creatures most closely resembled oversized hogs, or possibly boars, though Isra was right, their eyes were far too large. They also had whiplike tails at the back, more scales than skin, and the bellies were too big, but boar was the term the party ended up settling on.

<No exit,> said Verity once they’d looked around the room. <What does that mean?>

<You still have the song going?> asked Alfric.

<Yes,> said Verity. <I haven’t been adding much to the fights, they’ve been over too quickly.> She spoke somewhat differently while she had one of her ‘slow’ songs going, a bit faster and with less frills.

<Keep it up,> said Alfric. <We might have another nine tenths of a dungeon to do.>

<What does that mean though?> asked Mizuki. She looked up at the sky. <And what does that mean?>

<It’s a dungeon, it doesn’t need to mean anything,> said Alfric.

<Can I fly up there though?> asked Mizuki. <Is it … can there be two skies?>

<I’ve never heard of it, but there’s nothing that prevents space from twisting around in a dungeon,> said Alfric. <It doesn’t seem important to me.>

<But we’ve got all dead ends,> said Mizuki. <We need to go up.>

<No,> said Alfric. <We can close a door and wait for the thrum to come. Going up would mean that everyone would need to pile into the garden stone or the chest, and I don’t want to risk that. Last time we did, it was a disaster.>

<I crushed it though,> said Mizuki.

<You did,> said Alfric. <I don’t want to have to complete a dungeon by having you do three or four dangerous maneuvers in a row.>

<Fine,> said Mizuki. Normally she would have pushed back more, but this time she didn’t.

<So we close the door?> asked Isra, looking toward where they’d come in.

<Not that one,> said Hannah. <We need to backtrack.>

<We do?> asked Alfric.

<Need is a strong word,> said Hannah. <But the doors have been of different sizes, and my guess is that they don’t match up. Just a hunch that the doors are connecting to similar doors somehow, but if we’re down to hunches, seems like a walk back through the dungeon is something we can stomach.>

Alfric slowly nodded. He hadn’t really thought about the doors, but she was right that they were of different sizes, and it did seem odd that they hadn’t come across any doors that were grossly inappropriate for the room that they were going into. The boundaries between the rooms themselves were only somewhat atypical for a dungeon, with the styles changing more abruptly, but there was still some logic to it, with brick looking like it had been set into hewn stone. They hadn’t tested it much, mostly because of the thrum whose rhythm made them feel like something ominous was waiting around the corner.

If they were going to try to find a nicely matching door, then there was one good candidate, which was the door they’d originally gone through. Though it was only roughly fifteen rooms, Alfric was thankful that he had a map, because the idiosyncrasies of dungeons made them difficult to navigate, especially as they got larger. He’d marked walls with chalk, but it was best to have two systems, especially if the shifts ever tripped them up.

<Alright, so the boars were because of the Pedders,> said Mizuki as they walked.

<Nah,> said Hannah. <And why would they be? Verity barely even knows them.>

<I think it’s a fool’s game,> said Verity.

<Right, but the lutes cannot possibly be a coincidence, right?> asked Mizuki. <I mean, they can’t, that would be impossible.>

<Ay, but it also can’t be true that everythin’ has some meanin’ to it,> said Hannah. <Those goats with lasers, ay? What do you think those were?>

<Well, I don’t want to say,> said Mizuki. The skull armor opened and closed its mouths as she talked.

<You don’t?> asked Hannah. <But you’ve some idea?>

Mizuki was silent for a moment.