Zero-Day Saint — I Cheat Smarter — [Shapeshifter litRPG]

Eve doesn’t need a fair fight. She needs an exploit.

I was about to make the greatest mistake known to women: texting my ex Claire.

Then Hell invaded New York.

So. Mixed bag.

Heaven answered with the Blessing, a System that gives survivors classes, levels, skills, and just enough power to die fighting. I got Shapeshifter, which sounded incredible right up until my starting forms were House Cat, Golden Retriever, and Galapagos Tortoise.

The Blessing came with a guardian angel, and Hell kindly added a devil. One wants me to survive. The other has excellent branding.

Unfortunately for me, my ex made a deal with Hell before I even knew the rules. Unfortunately for everyone else, I am a hacker.

Give me a broken System, a bad build, and one deeply unreasonable pheasant, and I will find a way to make it everyone else’s problem.

If the Apocalypse wants to be a game, fine.

I cheat smarter.

What to expect:

◈ Moderately crunchy LitRPG

◈ Found Family

◈ Queer characters (with a bisexual disaster MC)

◈ Non-Human/Monster Girl MC (sometimes!)

◈ No Harem/Sexual Content

120k words / 55 chapters are already written and ready for release. After the initial batch of 17 chapters I will release m-w-f.