
The Legend of William Oh
Listen here, because I’ve seen it with my very own eyes.
William Oh was born on the hundredth floor of The Tower, to the greatest Climbers of the ancient world, steeped in the Tower’s lethal miasma from the moment he drew breath, giving him strange and unnatural powers.
They say he is an immortal being who circles the dreams of mortal men, resurfacing wherever the need is greatest. Those who disparage him will fall into despair, but if you’re a Climber in a tight scrape, look to the sky and say a little prayer.
Maybe he will appear?
Odds are probably better if you pay for my drink.
– Rumor overheard on a 1st Floor Tavern. Originator did not pay his tab.
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Chapter 1: He who has no Class
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Chapter 2: Life Goals
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Chapter 3: Hype Man
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Chapter 4: Escape Room
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Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber
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Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan
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Chapter 39: Meet the Family
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Chapter 40: Sparring
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Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 1: He who has no Class
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Chapter 2: Life Goals
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Chapter 3: Hype Man
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Chapter 4: Escape Room
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Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber
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Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan
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Chapter 39: Meet the Family
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Chapter 40: Sparring
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Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 1: He who has no Class
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Chapter 2: Life Goals
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Chapter 3: Hype Man
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Chapter 4: Escape Room
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Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber
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Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan
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Chapter 39: Meet the Family
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Chapter 40: Sparring
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Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 47: Chain of Command
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Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy
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Chapter 49: Herding Cats
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Chapter 50: Do Your Thing
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Chapter 51: Relic Theft
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Chapter 52: build Theorizing
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Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction
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Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor
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Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit
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Chapter 56: Ear Collector
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 47: Chain of Command
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Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy
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Chapter 49: Herding Cats
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Chapter 50: Do Your Thing
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Chapter 51: Relic Theft
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Chapter 52: build Theorizing
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Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction
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Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor
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Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit
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Chapter 56: Ear Collector
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Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk
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Chapter 43: Build Tweaking
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Chapter 44: Floor 4
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Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics
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Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One
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Chapter 47: Chain of Command
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Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy
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Chapter 49: Herding Cats
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Chapter 50: Do Your Thing
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Chapter 51: Relic Theft
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Chapter 52: build Theorizing
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Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction
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Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor
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Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit
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Chapter 56: Ear Collector
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Chapter 57: One Trick Pony
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Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen
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Chapter 59: Akul has Everything
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Chapter 60: William (Not a necromancer) Oh
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Chapter 61: New Loadout
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Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up?
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Chapter 63: Patience
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Chapter 64: Party Crashers
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Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning
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Chapter 66: Boar Hunting
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Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2)
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Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron
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Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity
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Chapter 70: Round One
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Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken
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Chapter 72: Round 2
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Chapter 73: Round Three
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Chapter 74: Teaching Caution
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Chapter 75: Nothing Personal
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Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures
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Chapter 77: New Blood
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Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’
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Chapter 79: Prison Blues
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Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off
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Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch
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Chapter 82: Bakers United
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Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize
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Chapter 84: Spoils of War
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Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2
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Chapter 86: 6th Floor
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Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs
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Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation
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Chapter 89: Gone Fishing
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Chapter 90: Ocean Life
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Chapter 91: Hold My Beer
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Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal
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Chapter 93: A night for romance
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Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel
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Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm
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Chapter 96: Gerrymandering
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Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting
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Chapter 98: Float On
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Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams
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Chapter 100: Night Moves
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Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat
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Chapter 102: Interrogation
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Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it
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Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout
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Chapter 105: Level 30
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Chapter 106: BlitzChapter 106: Blitz
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Chapter 107: Regroup
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Chapter 108: Hunted
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Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse
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Chapter 110: Blessed Steel
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Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna
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Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off
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Chapter 113: Re-equipping
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Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say
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Chapter 115: Cheese Morale
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Chapter 116: Prophet of the End
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Chapter 117: Unearned Power
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Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter
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Chapter 119: Coiled Strike
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Chapter 120: Tricked
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Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one
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Chapter 122: Tricked You Back
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Chapter 123: Powerleveling
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Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus
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Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid
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Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings
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Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary
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Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel
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Chapter 129: Loth’s Build
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Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians
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Chapter 131: Training
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Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake
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Chapter 133: Youthful Competition
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Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom
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Chapter 135: Guy’s Night
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Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck
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Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel
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Chapter 138: Silverdeath
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Chapter 139: Identity Crisis
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Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime
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Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth
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Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness
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Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods
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Chapter 144: 8th Floor
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Chapter 145: The Undead
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Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity
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Chapter 147: Night Terrors
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Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds
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Chapter 149: Take one Please
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Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds
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Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will
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Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard
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Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light
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Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain
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Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil
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Chapter 156: The Welcome Party
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Chapter 157: The Hunt
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Chapter 158: Spare Heart
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Chapter 159: Learning Experience
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Chapter 160: Loth is Scary
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Chapter 161: Obstacles to Progress
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Chapter 162: The City of Honesty
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Chapter 163: Fleeced
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Chapter 164: Criminal ElementChapter 164: Criminal Element
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Chapter 165: Settling a Bet
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Chapter 166: Saving FaceChapter 166: Saving Face
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Chapter 167: Inventory Management
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Chapter 168: Defeating Lord Bakton
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Chapter 169: The Mislead
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Chapter 170: Cold-blooded logic
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Chapter 171: Hunt Angry
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Chapter 172: I Am The Bear
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Chapter 173: Aggressive Solicitors
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Chapter 174: A Minute of Your Time
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Chapter 175: Drama Queen
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Chapter 176: Cold Iron Promise
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Chapter 177: Fumble
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Chapter 178: Skin Can’t See Color
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Chapter 179: Learning To See
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Chapter 180: Burning Ants
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Chapter 181: Take Fear for a Ride
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Chapter 182: Cancer Excised
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Chapter 183: Spending Upgrades
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Chapter 184: Trial Failed Successfully
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Chapter 185: The Beaten Path
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Chapter 186: Tea Party
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Chapter 187: Let Him Cook
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Chapter 188: Bloody Colossus
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Chapter 189: Chasing a Bird
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Chapter 190: 10th Floor
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Chapter 191: War of Attrition
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Chapter 192: Commander Oh
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Chapter 193: Protecting The Queen
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Chapter 194: Size Matters
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Chapter 195: Kill The MessengerChapter 195: Kill The Messenger
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Chapter 196: Dick Move
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Chapter 197: Forced Attendance
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Chapter 199: DogfightChapter 199: Dogfight
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Chapter 200: The Legend of William Oh
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Epilogue
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Chapter 201: Not all it’s Cracked up to be
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Chapter 202: Damage Control
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Chapter 203: Attrition
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Chapter 204: Terrain Dive
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Chapter 205: Progress
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Chapter 198: Fighting a Zealot
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Chapter 207: Evening Before the Hunt
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Chapter 208: Just Like Fishing
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Chapter 209: Prize Catch
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Chapter 210: An Invitation
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Chapter 211: The Talent of Being a Jerk
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Chapter 212: The New Hire
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Chapter 213: The 11th Floor
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Chapter 214: Navigating The Big EmptyChapter 214: Navigating The Big Empty
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Chapter 215: Zodiac Stronghold
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Chapter 216: It Gets Worse
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Chapter 217: Politics
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Chapter 218: Checkmate, Father-in-Law
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Chapter 219: Hello Again
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Chapter 206: Caught StealingChapter 206: Caught Stealing
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Chapter 220: Master Exploder
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Chapter 221: The Guest List
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Chapter 222: Burning The Candle At Both Ends
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Chapter 223: Save The Last Dance
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Chapter 224: Running From Sleep
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Chapter 225: The Wedding
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Chapter 226: Dispel
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Chapter 227: Norworm
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Chapter 228: Lord’s Quarantine
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Chapter 229: Changing Names Like Clothes
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Chapter 230: Experiments
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Chapter 231: Experiments, part two
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Chapter 232: Honest Mistake
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Chapter 233: Complacency
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Chapter 234: Hunter of Lords
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Chapter 235: Useful Idiots
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Chapter 236: Resurgent Illusionist
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Chapter 237: The Bread Box
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Chapter 238: Filicide
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Chapter 239: Keeping the Dance Going
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Chapter 240: Red Tape
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Chapter 241: Steve the Hypersnake
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Chapter 242: Snake-spelunking
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Chapter 243: Giant Space Anthropologists
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Chapter 244: Confluence
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Chapter 245: Leaving Steve
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Chapter 246: Naval Battle
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Chapter 247: Traversal Speed
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Chapter 248: Flushing The Worm
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Chapter 249: Closing The Trap
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Chapter 250: We’re Doing This
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Chapter 251: Get Away From it All
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Chapter 252: Battle in the VoidChapter 252: Battle in the Void
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Chapter 253: Hookers, Blow, and a Pinkie Toe
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Chapter 254: Draconic Domain
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Chapter 255: Molt
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Chapter 256: Curiosity
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Chapter 257: Bounty of the Cursed Swamp
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