CH786

“Okay, so I’ve got something to tell you guys but let’s do our best to not make this talk worse than it has to be.”

“Empty skies Ben, what is it now?” His god asked, knowing well from experience that whatever his apostle was about to say was sure to be an absolute pain.

“Er, before that, let’s all just also agree to keep this between the four of us. No need to let any other gods know about it.”

“So it’s worse than usual then?” Helori asked as she looked down at him from where she sat. “This should be good.”

“Ben, please just get to it.”

“Okay, okay, so I found out what my newest skill does, it’s very unique, definitely one I’m the first to get. Probably pulling from my three main inclinations too which is honestly kind of neat-”

“And also a poor sign given what two of them are,” Nare muttered, with Myriad not having it in him to deal with his apostle’s way of circling the issue.

“The point Ben, in ten words or less.”

“Fine, fine. I can send souls to hell now.”

“…Why though?”

Myriad asked as he crashed to the ground, leaving Helori still hovering in the air where she’d originally been sitting which couldn’t help but bring questions to Ben’s mind about just what the point of their little chair-play even was, holding himself back from asking in the end. While his god at least had something to say, the other two stayed silent, staring at him with a level of shock so extreme that even the knowledge goddess in the realm wasn’t immediately pressing him for questions for once, too busy mentally examining the implications and consequences of what he’d just said.

“Ahem, I have my theories. A lot of theories in fact. I got the job that gave me the skill after both acquiring witness of chaos and then trapping Ather in hell and well, Myriad already knows this but in the time since I’ve done some thought experiments on spell configurations that would let other hypothetical individuals open a portal to hell themselves and the system in a growing tool, isn’t it? It’s bound to me so it’s aware of my hypotheses on the topic so my best bet is that it used whatever potential already existed within me and applied it, ending up with a skill that can pull it off.”

“…Ben, I’d just like you to know that, for the record, you are allowed to keep some things secret from me,” Myriad told him, sounding like he wanted to escape from the things he’d just been told. “Hell, you can keep things from the three of us just fine, there’s really no reason to go out of your way to share all of these little details.”

“I mean, I personally think it’s good to keep you updated so that if it ever comes up I don’t need to give you a much longer rundown.”

“I don’t want this to ever come up in any way at all! I don’t want to hear about this again, I mostly just want to forget you said it and move on with my day.”

“Listen, it’s not that big of a deal, it’s not like every god on the planet can’t do the same thing.”

“Yes, but we’re gods!”

“And I’ve seen no proof that with all of that age and power is a guarantee for even a drop of wisdom. Relax, I don’t plan on misusing this.”

“I feel like any use of the skill qualifies as misusing it.”

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“It’s really just going towards practicing on the souls I’m already creating and maybe any demons I run into that I can’t fight any other way.”

“That’s… Wait, with all of the jobs and inclinations and probably even titles too with how many of those stupid things you have, what level have you gotten it to already?”

“I mean, you were just saying something about the value of keeping some secrets-”

“I changed my mind already so tell me!”