Stray Cat Strut [Stubbing in 10⁷⁸ years!]

In the year 2057, the world has become a corporate-run utopia for the super-rich, and a hellhole for all the rest.

Catherine ‘Cat’ Leblanc is an orphan that is about as far from super-rich as one can be. When the Incursion alarms start blaring and the sky starts raining hungry xenos, it’s just another blemish on an already piss-poor afternoon.

A cyberpunk magical-girl alien-invasion LitRPG.

It’s exactly as wild as it sounds.

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Stray Cat Strut – Fanfiction List!Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
March 31, 2026Mar 31, '26 2,842 Words
Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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Stray Cat Strut – Fanfiction List!Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
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Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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March 31, 2026Mar 31, '26 2,847 Words
Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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Chapter Fourteen – CuriosityChapter Fourteen - Curiosity
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Chapter One – Pop-UpChapter One - Pop-Up
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Chapter Two – Walkabout PunksChapter Two - Walkabout Punks
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Chapter Three – Incursion DetectedChapter Three - Incursion Detected
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Chapter Four – Pole DancingChapter Four - Pole Dancing
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Chapter Five – Dying is For Other PeopleChapter Five - Dying is For Other People
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Chapter Six – Pill PusherChapter Six - Pill Pusher
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Chapter Seven – HummingbirdChapter Seven - Hummingbird
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Chapter Eight – Piss Poor DisguiseChapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
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Chapter Nine – SaintChapter Nine - Saint
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Chapter Ten – Done Dirt CheapChapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
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Chapter Eleven – Like Santa, but With GunsChapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
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Chapter Twelve – Vending MachinesChapter Twelve - Vending Machines
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Chapter Thirteen – Talking To YourselfChapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
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Chapter Fourteen – CuriosityChapter Fourteen - Curiosity
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Chapter Fifteen – WormChapter Fifteen - Worm
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Chapter Sixteen – Life Finds a WayChapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
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Chapter Seventeen – Mall CopsChapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
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Chapter Eighteen – Going Back UpChapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
March 31, 2026Mar 31, '26 1,106 Words
Chapter Nineteen – FutureChapter Nineteen - Future
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Chapter Twenty – Rescue QuestChapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
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Chapter Twenty-One – DescentChapter Twenty-One - Descent
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Cheesing itChapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
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Chapter Twenty-Three – SludgeChapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Dumb and DumberChapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
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Chapter Twenty-Five – A Pad on the WoundChapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Masks OnChapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – StairsChapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – SpearedChapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – A Crying ShameChapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
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Chapter Twenty-Three – SludgeChapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Dumb and DumberChapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
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Chapter Twenty-Five – A Pad on the WoundChapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Masks OnChapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – StairsChapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – SpearedChapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – A Crying ShameChapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
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Chapter Thirty – Model SixChapter Thirty - Model Six
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Chapter Thirty-One – The Bigger They AreChapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
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Chapter Thirty-Two – FriedChapter Thirty-Two - Fried
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Chapter Thirty-Three – The Perfect FitChapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
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Chapter Thirty-Four – RuleChapter Thirty-Four - Rule
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Chapter Thirty-Five – Death FlagsChapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
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Chapter Thirty-Six – A Matter of TrustChapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – Armed and readyChapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – Flesh MelterChapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – Long OddsChapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
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Chapter Forty – RooftopChapter Forty - Rooftop
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Chapter Forty-One – Anti-AirChapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
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Chapter Forty-Two – Back Against the WallChapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
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Chapter Forty-Three – ArmedChapter Forty-Three - Armed
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Chapter Forty-Four – MachinaChapter Forty-Four - Machina
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Chapter Forty-Five – Air SuperiorityChapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
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Chapter Forty-Six – A CallChapter Forty-Six - A Call
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Chapter Forty-Seven – Shopping SpreeChapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
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Chapter Forty-Eight – Rail ShooterChapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
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Chapter Forty-Nine – HuntersChapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
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Chapter Fifty – Milk RunChapter Fifty - Milk Run
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Chapter Fifty-One – Along for the FunChapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
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Chapter Fifty-Two – Down Down DownChapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
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Chapter Fifty-Three – Z-WordChapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
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Chapter Fifty-Four – Setting to BoilChapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
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Chapter Fifty-Five – Low ExpectationsChapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Leaving a Gift BehindChapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – Collateral DamageChapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – Hot StuffChapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – Looking Like a Big Damn HeroChapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
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Chapter Sixty – A Unique Combat DoctrineChapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
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Chapter Sixty-One – TrapsetterChapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Honour and FlamesChapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
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Chapter Sixty-Three – People are StupidChapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Tougher Means More BoomChapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
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Chapter Sixty-Five – A Change in TacticsChapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Impaled… AgainChapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – Life StoryChapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – Hitting the FanChapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Chapter Seventy – A RespiteChapter Seventy - A Respite
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Chapter Seventy-One – TailChapter Seventy-One - Tail
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Chapter Seventy-Two – In Service to the Prevention of StupidityChapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
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Chapter Seventy-Three – FormsChapter Seventy-Three - Forms
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Chapter Seventy-Four – Thoughts and PrayersChapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
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Chapter Seventy-Five – A Flock of TroubleChapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
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Chapter Seventy-Six – The Big PlayersChapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
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Chapter Seventy-Seven – AnticlimaxChapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
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Chapter One – Heart-WarmingChapter One - Heart-Warming
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Chapter Two – A Slice of HappinessChapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
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Interlewd One
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Chapter Three – Post Coital InterruptionsChapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
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Chapter Four – Mean Minion ModeChapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
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Chapter Five – ProfessionalismChapter Five - Professionalism
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Chapter Six – Armour UpChapter Six - Armour Up
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Chapter Seven – Lending an EarChapter Seven - Lending an Ear
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Chapter Eight – HoverChapter Eight - Hover
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Chapter Nine – TwitchyChapter Nine - Twitchy
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Chapter Ten – More Questions than AnswersChapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
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Chapter Eleven – NobodiesChapter Eleven - Nobodies
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Chapter Twelve – DoorframeChapter Twelve - Doorframe
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Chapter Thirteen – I Have PawsChapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
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Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
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Chapter Fourteen – MeshChapter Fourteen - Mesh
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Chapter Fifteen – SurfingChapter Fifteen - Surfing
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Chapter Sixteen – ItChapter Sixteen - It
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Chapter Seventeen – Dial-Up and LagChapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
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Chapter Eighteen – GotchaChapter Eighteen - Gotcha
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Chapter Nineteen – Log OffChapter Nineteen - Log Off
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Chapter Twenty – WarpathChapter Twenty - Warpath
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Chapter Twenty-One – God’s Righteous FuryChapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Reaction TimeChapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
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Chapter Twenty-Three – PhonesChapter Twenty-Three - Phones
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Choosing to DieChapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Ramen BreakChapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Red Carpet TreatmentChapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit UpChapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – The Opposite of ReassuringChapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – Spider Cat ~ Spider CatChapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
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Chapter Thirty – Blueprint for SuccessChapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
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Chapter Thirty-One – Obsolete WorriesChapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
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Chapter Thirty-Two – Basse CoutureChapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
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Chapter Thirty-Three – Stealth, But For Real This TimeChapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
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Chapter Thirty-Four – ThumpChapter Thirty-Four - Thump
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Chapter Thirty-Five – Dog Gone WrongChapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
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Chapter Thirty-Six – CatkillerChapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – Cash MoneyChapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – Kittens!Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – Where Things GoChapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
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Chapter Forty – Bicker BickerChapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
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Chapter Forty-One – Big ol’ Mecha CatsChapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
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Chapter Forty-Two – InvasiveChapter Forty-Two - Invasive
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Chapter Forty-Three – Comfy Morning RitualsChapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
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Chapter Forty-Four – Kinda CuteChapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
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Chapter Forty-Five – RealtoringChapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
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Chapter Forty-Six – Impeccable MathematicsChapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
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Chapter Forty-Seven – Closing a DealChapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
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Chapter Forty-Eight – A DateChapter Forty-Eight - A Date
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Chapter Forty-Nine – Being Hella FancyChapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
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Chapter Fifty – SaladChapter Fifty - Salad
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Chapter Fifty-One – Fashioning a HomeChapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
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Chapter Fifty-Two – FabChapter Fifty-Two - Fab
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Chapter Fifty-Three – PalaceChapter Fifty-Three - Palace
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Chapter Fifty-Four – PhoenixChapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
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Chapter Fifty-Five – Making an EntranceChapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Small and in ChargeChapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – Greedy BitsChapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – GimmickChapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – Cause PlayerChapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
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Chapter Sixty – M9Chapter Sixty - M9
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Chapter Sixty-One – MimicsChapter Sixty-One - Mimics
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Chapter Sixty-Two – ArenaChapter Sixty-Two - Arena
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Chapter Sixty-Three – Rod of GodChapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at MathChapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
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Chapter Sixty-Five – Politics According to CatChapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite NunChapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – DarknessChapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Chapter Seventy – A Perfect Time for a PicnicChapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
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Chapter Seventy-One – Chlorine TrifluorideChapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
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Chapter Seventy-Two – Model ThirteenChapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
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Chapter Seventy-Three – A WalkaboutChapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
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Chapter Seventy-Four – SprintChapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
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Chapter Seventy-Five – Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things ExplodeChapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
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Chapter Seventy-Six – Fight Fire with FireChapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
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Chapter Seventy-Seven – DeeperChapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
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Chapter Seventy-Eight – M21Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
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Chapter Seventy-Nine – Boss FightChapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
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Chapter Eighty – Burning AwayChapter Eighty - Burning Away
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Epilogue
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Prologue
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Chapter One – BlissChapter One - Bliss
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Chapter Two – Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power ArmourChapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
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Chapter Three – TaxiChapter Three - Taxi
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Chapter Four – Below the CityChapter Four - Below the City
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Chapter Five – RacChapter Five - Rac
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Chapter Six – Queen Takes PawnChapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
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Chapter Seven – Knocking Over the BoardChapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
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Chapter Eight – The Bar At The Bottom of The CityChapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
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Chapter Nine – HalfstarChapter Nine - Halfstar
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Chapter Ten – TensionsChapter Ten - Tensions
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Chapter Eleven – Playing with Gomorrah’s FrannyChapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
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Chapter Twelve – STP-44 The OasisChapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
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Chapter Thirteen – What Old People SayChapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
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Chapter Fourteen – MallyChapter Fourteen - Mally
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Chapter Fifteen – The Cultures BeneathChapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
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Chapter Sixteen – Fun in the WashroomChapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
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Chapter Seventeen – Shit BureaucracyChapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
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Chapter Eighteen – Flush PrimeChapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
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Chapter Nineteen – Humanity DegradedChapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
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Chapter Twenty – Up Shit’s CreekChapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
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Chapter Twenty-One – DisposalChapter Twenty-One - Disposal
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Piracy Across the Shitty SeasChapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
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Chapter Twenty-Three – Surprise!Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
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Chapter Twenty-Four – IngeniousChapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Sneaky Ghillie Lemon SqueezyChapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Bip Bap BamChapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – A Good JobChapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – Stepping Up and OutChapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – The PopoChapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
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Chapter Thirty – BypassChapter Thirty - Bypass
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Chapter Thirty-One – Saying Hello to the Good DoctorChapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
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Chapter Thirty-Two – The Doctor’s In the HouseChapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
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Chapter Thirty-Three – No SurrenderChapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
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Chapter Thirty-Four – The Edge of the SwordChapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
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Chapter Thirty-Five – Void TerminusChapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
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Chapter Thirty-Six – Wrapping Shit UpChapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – Heading For Greener PasturesChapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – The Rat and the Hungry TigerChapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – Meetingus InteruptusChapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
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Chapter Forty – Real PoliticsChapter Forty - Real Politics
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Chapter Forty-One – Physical Comfort in the Presence of AnotherChapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
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Chapter Forty-Two – R&RChapter Forty-Two - R&R
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Chapter Forty-Three – Nothing But CuddlesChapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
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Chapter Forty-Four – Sword TalkChapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
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Interlewd Three
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Chapter Forty-Five – Mall DayChapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
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Chapter Forty-Six – A Bit FancyChapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
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Chapter Forty-Seven – In Which Lucy Does PoliticsChapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
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Chapter Forty-Eight – Family MattersChapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
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Chapter Forty-Nine – PeterChapter Forty-Nine - Peter
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Chapter Fifty – Sans But LucratifChapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
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Chapter Fifty-One – Community FeelingsChapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
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Chapter Fifty-Two – Collar and LeashChapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
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Chapter Fifty-Three – The GemChapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
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Chapter Fifty-Four – MomentsChapter Fifty-Four - Moments
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Chapter Fifty-Five – Dancing to the MusicChapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Speaking UpChapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – AssassinationChapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – InterrogationChapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – PopularityChapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
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Chapter Sixty – EmotingChapter Sixty - Emoting
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Chapter Sixty-One – IntrospectionChapter Sixty-One - Introspection
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Attempting Common SenseChapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
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Chapter Sixty-Three – A Very Nice and Civil DiscussionChapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Trying out that Stealth StuffChapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
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Chapter Sixty-Five – RecklessChapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Return to FormChapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – Things get BetterChapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – Things Get WorseChapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Epilogue
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Prologue
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Chapter One – Feed the MachineChapter One - Feed the Machine
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Chapter Two – The ScroungerChapter Two - The Scrounger
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Chapter Three – The Little MeetChapter Three - The Little Meet
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Chapter Four – How to Stall the End of the WorldChapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
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Chapter Five – LogisticsChapter Five - Logistics
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Chapter Six – Kitty Cat PalaceChapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
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Chapter Seven – Home Sweet FortressChapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
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Chapter Eight – The Cats Who Were HerdedChapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
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Chapter Nine – Round TableChapter Nine - Round Table
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Chapter Ten – Marketing Your Way HomeChapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
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Chapter Eleven – Getting Ready to Get HotChapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
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Chapter Twelve – Thousand GardensChapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
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Chapter Thirteen – On the Up and UpChapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
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Chapter Fourteen – ResonatingChapter Fourteen - Resonating
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Chapter Sixteen – It’s Technically Not a NukeChapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
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Chapter Seventeen – KaboomChapter Seventeen - Kaboom
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Chapter Eighteen – The Low DownChapter Eighteen - The Low Down
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Chapter Nineteen – Where the Heart Might BeChapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
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Chapter Twenty – Pitbulls and TacosChapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
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Chapter Twenty-One – The CalmChapter Twenty-One - The Calm
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Jolly Old Day JobChapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
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Chapter Twenty-Three – Gonna BeChapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Setting the TableChapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
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Chapter Fifteen – PassionateChapter Fifteen - Passionate
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Dinner is Served, and it’s YouChapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
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Chapter ??? – The Wish 2Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Breach, Load, ChargeChapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – OnwardsChapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – What Newton’s Good ForChapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – Trench RunChapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
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Chapter Thirty – When the Trees Start Speaking PlantChapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
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Chapter Thirty-One – Gold StarChapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
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Chapter Thirty-Two – Meat ThinkingChapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
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Chapter Thirty-Three – Long Road AheadChapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
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Chapter Thirty-Four – The Next MoveChapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
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Chapter Thirty-Five – A Terrible MistakeChapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
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Chapter Thirty-Six – The Survivalists Who Probably Won’tChapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – Trigger HappyChapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – BasementChapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – InterruptChapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
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Chapter Forty – OncomingChapter Forty - Oncoming
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Chapter Forty-One – Rapid ReturnChapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
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Chapter Forty-Two – Earning the TierChapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
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Chapter Forty-Three – Danger CloseChapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
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Chapter Forty-Four – Dirty BreakChapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
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Chapter Forty-Five – Gear OnChapter Forty-Five - Gear On
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Chapter Forty-Six – New Plan: Kill EverythingChapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
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Chapter Forty-Seven – Safe, Not SoundChapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
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Chapter Forty-Eight – It’s Never EasyChapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
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AI-pocrypha – GPT-3 Written EpigraphsAI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
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Chapter Forty-Nine – Those Who Love CannonsChapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
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Chapter Fifty – EmoscytheChapter Fifty - Emoscythe
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Ai-pocrypha Two – AI Written Chapter SegmentsAi-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
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Chapter Fifty-One – Gothic Public RelationsChapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
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Chapter Fifty-Two – ContactChapter Fifty-Two - Contact
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Chapter Fifty-Three – Mop UpChapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
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Chapter Fifty-Four – Essentially DoomedChapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
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Chapter Fifty-Five – The Calm BeforeChapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Wait for itChapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – Before the StormChapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – Crackshot CowboyChapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – NyanpalmChapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
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Chapter Sixty – The Enemy Won’t Do As You WishChapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
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Chapter Sixty-One – Go Kill the ThingChapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Getting Out of HandChapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
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Chapter Sixty-Three – BurningChapter Sixty-Three - Burning
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Climate Change Via Mass DestructionChapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
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Chapter Sixty-Five – Raining Fried ChickenChapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Move FasterChapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – Becoming Strong EnoughChapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – Getting HomeChapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Epilogue
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Interlewd Four
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Chapter One – Good InvestmentsChapter One - Good Investments
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Chapter Two – Finally Getting GoodChapter Two - Finally Getting Good
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Chapter Three – A Not So Quiet Home LifeChapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
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Chapter Four – Where the Fuck is Burlington?Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
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Chapter Five – LeadershippingChapter Five - Leadershipping
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Chapter Six – OutrankChapter Six - Outrank
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Chapter Seven – Big Gun PoliticsChapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
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Chapter Eight – River HeightsChapter Eight - River Heights
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Chapter Nine – EyyChapter Nine - Eyy
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Chapter Ten – HopeChapter Ten - Hope
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Chapter Eleven – Iron SpinesChapter Eleven - Iron Spines
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Chapter Twelve – Almost CoolChapter Twelve - Almost Cool
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Chapter Thirteen – Actually CoolChapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
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Chapter Fourteen – Opposites DistractChapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
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Chapter Fifteen – The Bad Kind of InterestingChapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
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Chapter Sixteen – Making Lots of Little ProblemsChapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
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Chapter Seventeen – GrowthChapter Seventeen - Growth
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Chapter Eighteen – Meeting of the GreatsChapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
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Chapter Nineteen – Vital Defensive PreparationChapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
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Chapter Twenty – Nanomachines, SonChapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
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Chapter Twenty-One – ShoulderingChapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
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Chapter Twenty-Two – WelcomingChapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
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Chapter Twenty-Three – Cat Themed Tower DefenceChapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Holding OnChapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Trickle DownChapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Intel-chanChapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – Walk the WalkChapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – MoraleChapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – Weaponized CringeChapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
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Chapter Thirty – Dog GoneChapter Thirty - Dog Gone
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Chapter Thirty-One – SproutChapter Thirty-One - Sprout
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Chapter Thirty-Two – Horses to WaterChapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
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Chapter Thirty-Three – Minor ImprovementsChapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
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Interlude SNO
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Chapter Thirty-Four – Knife EdgeChapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
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Chapter Thirty-Five – When Business Takes Care of ItselfChapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
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Chapter Thirty-Six – Catmodore LucyChapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – A Genius IdeaChapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – Fire and HammerChapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – Getting a ClueChapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
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Chapter Forty – All at OnceChapter Forty - All at Once
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Chapter Forty-One – Extinction of a New SortChapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
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Chapter Forty-Two – QuietChapter Forty-Two - Quiet
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Chapter Forty-Three – And I Have Killed ItChapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
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Chapter Forty-Four – JenniferChapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
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Chapter Forty-Five – UncannyChapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
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Chapter Forty-Six – Monster InterruptChapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
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Chapter Forty-Seven – CoverChapter Forty-Seven - Cover
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Chapter Forty-Eight – A Time for ExplanationsChapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
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Chapter Forty-Nine – Back Stage StoryChapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
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Chapter Fifty – Thigh PillowChapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
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Chapter Fifty-One – Wake UpChapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
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Chapter Fifty-Two – A Cat’s StrutChapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
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Chapter Fifty-Three – IntimidationChapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
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Chapter Fifty-Four – All That Wealth is Good ForChapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
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Chapter Fifty-Five – Hunger of the MassesChapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
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Chapter Fifty-Six – A Great IdeaChapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
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Interlude – Chef LucyInterlude - Chef Lucy
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – The Okay Before the OofChapter Fifty-Seven - The Okay Before the Oof
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – Final HoursChapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – Enjoying the ViewChapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
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Chapter Sixty – CallsignsChapter Sixty - Callsigns
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Chapter Sixty-One – KittyKopterChapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Quick ThinkingChapter Sixty-Two - Quick Thinking
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Chapter Sixty-Three – Mechcatular Nyanzerfaust ActivateChapter Sixty-Three - Mechcatular Nyanzerfaust Activate
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Getting HotChapter Sixty-Four - Getting Hot
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Chapter Sixty-Five – T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha CatChapter Sixty-Five - T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha Cat
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Spinning a YarnChapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – LateChapter Sixty-Seven - Late
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – PaperworkerChapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Epilogue
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Prologue
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Chapter One – StaringChapter One - Staring
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Chapter Two – Like a Raccoon to a TrashbagChapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
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Interlude – A Roaming Raccoon’s Reasonable Relationships [Part One]Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
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Interlude – A Roaming Raccoon’s Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
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Chapter Three – Strange AnimalsChapter Three - Strange Animals
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Chapter Four – Back to CatChapter Four - Back to Cat
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Chapter Five – Funny BusinessChapter Five - Funny Business
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Chapter Six – Fine Little FighterChapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
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Chapter Seven – The Kind of Work That Makes You HappyChapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
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Chapter Eight – Checking Out the StinkChapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
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Chapter Nine – Useless CrapChapter Nine - Useless Crap
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Chapter Ten – The StinkChapter Ten - The Stink
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Chapter Eleven – Smiling FacesChapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
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Chapter Twelve – The Taste of BootChapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
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Chapter Thirteen – Long DayChapter Thirteen - Long Day
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Chapter Fourteen – Mayoral ImageChapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
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Chapter Fifteen – EmpiricalChapter Fifteen - Empirical
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Chapter Sixteen – Board MeetingChapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
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Chapter Seventeen – A Home VisitChapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
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Chapter Eighteen – HomeChapter Eighteen - Home
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Chapter Nineteen – HardwareChapter Nineteen - Hardware
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Chapter Twenty – UnsubChapter Twenty - Unsub
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Chapter Twenty-One – Eternal Optimism and Petty SpiteChapter Twenty-One - Eternal Optimism and Petty Spite
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Dress for StressChapter Twenty-Two - Dress for Stress
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Chapter Twenty-Three – Free and CompulsoryChapter Twenty-Three - Free and Compulsory
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Chapter Twenty-Four – Rude, Crass, CommonChapter Twenty-Four - Rude, Crass, Common
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Cottagecore Samurai Power-CoupleChapter Twenty-Five - Cottagecore Samurai Power-Couple
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Stray Cat’s CutChapter Twenty-Six - Stray Cat's Cut
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – Nun Too SoonChapter Twenty-Seven - Nun Too Soon
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The Tragic Life and Times of Hyper Cutie Bubblechan Zoom Ranger Sparkle Girl, Magical Girl Mercenary
March 31, 2026Mar 31, '26 1,599 Words
Chapter Twenty-Eight – Master Of NunChapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – Un-convent-ional Interior DesignChapter Twenty-Nine - Un-convent-ional Interior Design
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Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire – Chapter OneMagical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
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Chapter Thirty – Cat Nap MishapChapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
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Chapter Thirty-One – The Skinny LowdownChapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
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Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire – Chapter TwoMagical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Two
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Chapter Thirty-Two – RathuntChapter Thirty-Two - Rathunt
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Chapter Thirty-Three – Cleaning UpChapter Thirty-Three - Cleaning Up
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Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire – Chapter ThreeMagical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
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Chapter Thirty-Four – Something’s Dirty Down In CleanTownChapter Thirty-Four - Something's Dirty Down In CleanTown
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Chapter Thirty-Five – OutfoxedChapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
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Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire – Chapter FourMagical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
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Chapter Thirty-Six – SleepyChapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
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Interlude – A Roaming Raccoon’s Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
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Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire – Chapter FiveMagical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
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Interlude – A Roaming Raccoon’s Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – The CallChapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
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Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire – Chapter SixMagical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
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Interlude – A Roaming Raccoon’s Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
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Chapter Thirty-Eight – Boo-Boos and Body BagsChapter Thirty-Eight - Boo-Boos and Body Bags
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – Shots, Spots, StretchersChapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
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Chapter Forty – Creative KleptomaniaChapter Forty - Creative Kleptomania
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Chapter Forty-One – Recreational Urban WarfareChapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter OneSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
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Chapter Forty-Two – Trash Panda FeelingsChapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
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Chapter Forty-Three – Finders, Not KeepersChapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter TwoSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
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Chapter Forty-Four – Jam and DrainsChapter Forty-Four - Jam and Drains
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Chapter Forty-Five – Corpo Shit ShowChapter Forty-Five - Corpo Shit Show
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Chapter Forty-Six – Getting Down To Your BusinessChapter Forty-Six - Getting Down To Your Business
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter ThreeSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Three
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Chapter Forty-Seven – Feline FringeChapter Forty-Seven - Feline Fringe
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter FourSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Four
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Chapter Forty-Eight – Recreational Respiratory DeteriorationChapter Forty-Eight - Recreational Respiratory Deterioration
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Interlewd Five
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Chapter Forty-Nine – I Spy with my Meaty EyeChapter Forty-Nine - I Spy with my Meaty Eye
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter FiveSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Five
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Chapter Fifty – A Date Among GhostsChapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
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Chapter Fifty-One – Live Laugh LobstersChapter Fifty-One - Live Laugh Lobsters
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Chapter Fifty-Two – Cat Nap WrapChapter Fifty-Two - Cat Nap Wrap
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter SixSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Six
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Chapter Fifty-Three – Who Let the Worms Out?Chapter Fifty-Three - Who Let the Worms Out?
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter SevenSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Seven
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Chapter Fifty-Four – It’s fun to play with the P.M.C.Chapter Fifty-Four - It's fun to play with the P.M.C.
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Somnus Deus Ex – Chapter EightSomnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
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Chapter Fifty-Five – I Meant To Do ThatChapter Fifty-Five - I Meant To Do That
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Country Cat, City CatChapter Fifty-Six - Country Cat, City Cat
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Miss Grasshopper – Chapter OneMiss Grasshopper - Chapter One
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – Hit Everything, Everywhere, All At OnceChapter Fifty-Seven - Hit Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – Burn Silent Into That Good NightChapter Fifty-Eight - Burn Silent Into That Good Night
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Miss Grasshopper – Chapter TwoMiss Grasshopper - Chapter Two
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – Hot Hives in Your Area!Chapter Fifty-Nine - Hot Hives in Your Area!
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Chapter Sixty – How To Skin A CatChapter Sixty - How To Skin A Cat
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Miss Grasshopper – Chapter ThreeMiss Grasshopper - Chapter Three
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Chapter Sixty-One – With Great Cats Comes Great ResponsibilityChapter Sixty-One - With Great Cats Comes Great Responsibility
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Miniature WargamingChapter Sixty-Two - Miniature Wargaming
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Miss Grasshopper – Chapter FourMiss Grasshopper - Chapter Four
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Chapter Sixty-Three – Meals Refusing ExitChapter Sixty-Three - Meals Refusing Exit
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Chapter Sixty-Four – New Hair DayChapter Sixty-Four - New Hair Day
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Chapter Sixty-Five – Your Average Roleplaying GroupChapter Sixty-Five - Your Average Roleplaying Group
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Peanut Butter and Lesbian TimeChapter Sixty-Six - Peanut Butter and Lesbian Time
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The First – Chapter OneThe First - Chapter One
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – Tank You (For The Sandwiches)Chapter Sixty-Seven - Tank You (For The Sandwiches)
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – Do Not The PrincessChapter Sixty-Eight - Do Not The Princess
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Glossary: Model One
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – Nice?Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice?
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Epilogue
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Glossary: Model Three
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Prologue
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Chapter One – Fighter, Cat, RangerChapter One - Fighter, Cat, Ranger
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Chapter Two – IRC Is ForeverChapter Two - IRC Is Forever
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Chapter Three – Coffee Break-inChapter Three - Coffee Break-in
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Glossary: Model Four
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Chapter Four – Big Cat AttackChapter Four - Big Cat Attack
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Chapter Five – 105mm Armour-Piercing Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabots For Fun and ProfitChapter Five - 105mm Armour-Piercing Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabots For Fun and Profit
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Chapter Six – Forbidden Bath SaltChapter Six - Forbidden Bath Salt
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Chapter Seven – Exotic CuisinesChapter Seven - Exotic Cuisines
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Chapter Eight – What’s a Metaphor?Chapter Eight - What's a Metaphor?
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Chapter Nine – Gotta Kill ‘Em AllChapter Nine - Gotta Kill 'Em All
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Myalis at Large [Non-Canon Think Piece]
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Chapter Ten – Rainbows of DeathChapter Ten - Rainbows of Death
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Chapter Eleven – A Teachable MomentChapter Eleven - A Teachable Moment
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A Tale of Nice Tails
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Chapter Twelve – Salt The EarthChapter Twelve - Salt The Earth
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Glossary: Model Five
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Chapter Thirteen – Flick My SwitchesChapter Thirteen - Flick My Switches
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Chapter Fourteen – Combustion Beam Flag-tillery OR; Flying Disco Balls of DeathChapter Fourteen - Combustion Beam Flag-tillery OR; Flying Disco Balls of Death
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Chapter Fifteen – Mech Makes MightChapter Fifteen - Mech Makes Might
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Chapter Sixteen – Command CritiqueChapter Sixteen - Command Critique
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Chapter Seventeen – Local Sorts of ProblemsChapter Seventeen - Local Sorts of Problems
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Chapter Eighteen – Better Than Some, Worse Than MostChapter Eighteen - Better Than Some, Worse Than Most
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Glossary: Model Six
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Chapter Nineteen – Excuse My FrenchChapter Nineteen - Excuse My French
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Chapter Twenty – Feed Me In The ShowerChapter Twenty - Feed Me In The Shower
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Glossary: Model Seven
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Chapter Twenty-One – Fuzzies, Fries, FlakingChapter Twenty-One - Fuzzies, Fries, Flaking
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Chapter Twenty-Two – Lazy Pillow TalkChapter Twenty-Two - Lazy Pillow Talk
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Chapter Twenty-Three – Dr. Myalis, Medicine AIChapter Twenty-Three - Dr. Myalis, Medicine AI
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Chapter Twenty-Four – The Second Hand ClinicChapter Twenty-Four - The Second Hand Clinic
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Glossary: Model Eight
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Chapter Twenty-Five – Hundred Burgers With Fries And DrinkChapter Twenty-Five - Hundred Burgers With Fries And Drink
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Chapter Twenty-Six – Even In Death I Serve My WaifusChapter Twenty-Six - Even In Death I Serve My Waifus
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Chapter Twenty-Seven – Three Star PullChapter Twenty-Seven - Three Star Pull
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Chapter Twenty-Eight – Escape VelocityChapter Twenty-Eight - Escape Velocity
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Glossary: Model Nine
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Chapter Twenty-Nine – Successfully ParticipatedChapter Twenty-Nine - Successfully Participated
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Chapter Thirty – Grasshopper’s Guide to Discreet DestructionChapter Thirty - Grasshopper's Guide to Discreet Destruction
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Chapter Thirty-One – Casanova HowitzerChapter Thirty-One - Casanova Howitzer
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Chapter Thirty-Two – This One Time, In Bible ClubChapter Thirty-Two - This One Time, In Bible Club
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Glossary: Model Ten
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Chapter Thirty-Three – The Art of Being Fashionably LateChapter Thirty-Three - The Art of Being Fashionably Late
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Chapter Thirty-Four – Can’t Glare Away the TruthChapter Thirty-Four - Can't Glare Away the Truth
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Chapter Thirty-Five – The Cat, the Raccoon, and the CowboyChapter Thirty-Five - The Cat, the Raccoon, and the Cowboy
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Interlude – A Crackshot’s Crack ShotInterlude - A Crackshot's Crack Shot
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News: The Contest’s General Category Winners have been announced!News: The Contest's General Category Winners have been announced!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 562 Words
SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Havoc, by Kenny Celican
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SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Libitania, by NiameScrawls
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,796 Words
Chapter Thirty-Six – Diggy Diggy HoleChapter Thirty-Six - Diggy Diggy Hole
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Chapter Thirty-Seven – Honest Samurai ReviewsChapter Thirty-Seven - Honest Samurai Reviews
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,541 Words
Chapter Thirty-Eight – Eggs Burny Side UpChapter Thirty-Eight - Eggs Burny Side Up
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Chapter Thirty-Nine – I Want to Lick Your EyeballChapter Thirty-Nine - I Want to Lick Your Eyeball
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Chapter Forty – Race Me to the MoonChapter Forty - Race Me to the Moon
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Chapter Forty-One – Operation Moon BoomChapter Forty-One - Operation Moon Boom
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Chapter Forty-Two – Cat to the MoonChapter Forty-Two - Cat to the Moon
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SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner:A Joytoy’s Journey to become a Hive-QueenBy PhyonesArc!SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner:A Joytoy's Journey to become a Hive-QueenBy PhyonesArc!
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Chapter Forty-Three – Buying the Gate to NowhereChapter Forty-Three - Buying the Gate to Nowhere
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Chapter Forty-Four – The Weltraum-Gewittermeister Tesla-KollisionsgeneratorChapter Forty-Four - The Weltraum-Gewittermeister Tesla-Kollisionsgenerator
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Chapter Forty-Five – If You’re Unhappy and You Know It, Flap Your Wings!Chapter Forty-Five - If You're Unhappy and You Know It, Flap Your Wings!
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Chapter Forty-Six – Eww, What Even Is That?Chapter Forty-Six - Eww, What Even Is That?
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Chapter Forty-Seven- Kami-Can’tChapter Forty-Seven- Kami-Can't
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Chapter Forty-Eight – Push My Red ButtonChapter Forty-Eight - Push My Red Button
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Interlude – The Free RadikalInterlude - The Free Radikal
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Interlude – The Samurai’s SamuraiInterlude - The Samurai's Samurai
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Glossary: Model Eleven
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Chapter Forty-Nine – I’m Cat and You Are Watching Deep Space Ballistics!Chapter Forty-Nine - I'm Cat and You Are Watching Deep Space Ballistics!
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Chapter Fifty – Trash Panda PonderingChapter Fifty - Trash Panda Pondering
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Chapter Fifty-One – Adamantium ToenailsChapter Fifty-One - Adamantium Toenails
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Glossary: Model Twelve
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Chapter Fifty-Two – FingergunsChapter Fifty-Two - Fingerguns
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Chapter Fifty-Three – Egg ShellsChapter Fifty-Three - Egg Shells
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Chapter Fifty-Four – Burned/Scarred/Butch, Scary, and NotoriousChapter Fifty-Four - Burned/Scarred/Butch, Scary, and Notorious
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Chapter Fifty-Five – Cutting To The Heart of The MoonChapter Fifty-Five - Cutting To The Heart of The Moon
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Chapter Fifty-Six – Le Bad SuckChapter Fifty-Six - Le Bad Suck
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Chapter Fifty-Seven – In Space No One Can Hear You BuzzChapter Fifty-Seven - In Space No One Can Hear You Buzz
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Chapter Fifty-Eight – Knight Takes MoonChapter Fifty-Eight - Knight Takes Moon
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Chapter Fifty-Nine – The Full Stop Does Not StopChapter Fifty-Nine - The Full Stop Does Not Stop
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Chapter Sixty – Religious ExemptionChapter Sixty - Religious Exemption
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Chapter Sixty-One – Lights! Camera! Bullshit!Chapter Sixty-One - Lights! Camera! Bullshit!
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SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Cassy the Clowns Big Top Bonanza, by FullAutoAlice
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Chapter Sixty-Two – Cat Out of the BagChapter Sixty-Two - Cat Out of the Bag
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Interlude – Stay At Home PR Manager/GFInterlude - Stay At Home PR Manager/GF
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Chapter Sixty-Three – Cat CalledChapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
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Chapter Sixty-Four – Anti-Antithesis-Anti-AirChapter Sixty-Four - Anti-Antithesis-Anti-Air
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Chapter Sixty-Five – Sky’s the Limit, But I Can ReachChapter Sixty-Five - Sky's the Limit, But I Can Reach
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Chapter Sixty-Six – Points Are Precious, But Explosions Are PricelessChapter Sixty-Six - Points Are Precious, But Explosions Are Priceless
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SCS Halloween Special
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Chapter Sixty-Seven – The Quiche of CommitmentChapter Sixty-Seven - The Quiche of Commitment
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Chapter Sixty-Eight – Late, Locked, and LoadedChapter Sixty-Eight - Late, Locked, and Loaded
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Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
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Chapter Seventy – I Just Want The Sky On FireChapter Seventy - I Just Want The Sky On Fire
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Chapter Seventy-One – She Without Sin Drops The First ShoeChapter Seventy-One - She Without Sin Drops The First Shoe
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Chapter Seventy-Two – Behold My Catlike GraceChapter Seventy-Two - Behold My Catlike Grace
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Chapter Seventy-Three – It’s Always The Quiet OnesChapter Seventy-Three - It's Always The Quiet Ones
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Chapter Seventy-Four – I Have The Shy GroundChapter Seventy-Four - I Have The Shy Ground
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Chapter Seventy-Five – The Worth of a HumanChapter Seventy-Five - The Worth of a Human
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Chapter Seventy-Six – A Giggle and a RocketChapter Seventy-Six - A Giggle and a Rocket
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Chapter Seventy-Seven – Dead Samurai Tell No TalesChapter Seventy-Seven - Dead Samurai Tell No Tales
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Chapter Seventy-Eight – You Are Being HuntedChapter Seventy-Eight - You Are Being Hunted
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Chapter Seventy-Nine – More Than the MachineChapter Seventy-Nine - More Than the Machine
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Chapter Eighty – No Country For Old CatsChapter Eighty - No Country For Old Cats
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Chapter Eighty-One – Touch Me…Chapter Eighty-One - Touch Me...
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Chapter Eighty-Two – Till I Can Get MineChapter Eighty-Two - Till I Can Get Mine
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Chapter Eighty-Three – Cat of All TradesChapter Eighty-Three - Cat of All Trades
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Chapter Eighty-Four – Modern GoddessesChapter Eighty-Four - Modern Goddesses
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SCS Contest Winner: Isabelle’s Little Idea – By the WackyWombat!SCS Contest Winner: Isabelle's Little Idea - By the WackyWombat!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,369 Words
A Cyber New Year
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Chapter Eighty-Five – M.E.O.W, That’s Right!Chapter Eighty-Five - M.E.O.W, That's Right!
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Epilogue
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Foreword by the Author
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Volume Eight – PrologueVolume Eight - Prologue
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Chapter One – Armored Elegance Takes the StageChapter One - Armored Elegance Takes the Stage
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Chapter Two – It Doesn’t Say No ParkingChapter Two - It Doesn't Say No Parking
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Chapter Three – Electives in Future TribulationsChapter Three - Electives in Future Tribulations
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Chapter Four – Revolutionary Girl LucyChapter Four - Revolutionary Girl Lucy
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Chapter Five – I Really Wanna Visit Your HomeChapter Five - I Really Wanna Visit Your Home
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Interlude Lucy – School DaysInterlude Lucy - School Days
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Chapter Six – Invisible Cougars in Your AreaChapter Six - Invisible Cougars in Your Area
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Chapter Seven – Where Rules Bend to PowerChapter Seven - Where Rules Bend to Power
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Chapter Eight – Cat Skips the Ethics ModuleChapter Eight - Cat Skips the Ethics Module
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Interlude Lucy – School Days Part TwoInterlude Lucy - School Days Part Two
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Chapter Nine – Sweet Schemes Are Made of ThisChapter Nine - Sweet Schemes Are Made of This
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Chapter Ten – Fight Like A CatChapter Ten - Fight Like A Cat
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,623 Words
Chapter Eleven – A Duel at DawnChapter Eleven - A Duel at Dawn
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,592 Words
Chapter Twelve – Survival 101: Don’t Be WeakChapter Twelve - Survival 101: Don't Be Weak
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,471 Words
Chapter Thirteen – Carl Phillip Gottfried von ClauswitzChapter Thirteen - Carl Phillip Gottfried von Clauswitz
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,536 Words
Chapter Fourteen – Unexpected FalloutChapter Fourteen - Unexpected Fallout
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,646 Words
Chapter Fifteen – I’m Not Wiser, Just OlderChapter Fifteen - I'm Not Wiser, Just Older
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,617 Words
Chapter Sixteen – Die Welt ist im WandelChapter Sixteen - Die Welt ist im Wandel
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,521 Words
Chapter Seventeen – Grasping at Paper StrawsChapter Seventeen - Grasping at Paper Straws
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,554 Words
Chapter Eighteen – How Will You Wipe Tomorrow?Chapter Eighteen - How Will You Wipe Tomorrow?
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,560 Words
Chapter Nineteen – Want To See My Fanart Collection?Chapter Nineteen - Want To See My Fanart Collection?
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,560 Words
Chapter Twenty – Deus Ex MachinationsChapter Twenty - Deus Ex Machinations
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,521 Words
Chapter Twenty-One – Babysitting the NukesChapter Twenty-One - Babysitting the Nukes
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,568 Words
Chapter ??? – Two Weeks Battle Royale IIChapter ??? - Two Weeks Battle Royale II
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 993 Words
Chapter Twenty-Two – Shy-Rise LivingChapter Twenty-Two - Shy-Rise Living
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,590 Words
Chapter Twenty-Three – Hikikomori with a ShotgunChapter Twenty-Three - Hikikomori with a Shotgun
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,616 Words
Chapter Twenty-Four – In the Name of the Moon!Chapter Twenty-Four - In the Name of the Moon!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,559 Words
Chapter Twenty-Five – Kawaii Kitty Kohai KickingChapter Twenty-Five - Kawaii Kitty Kohai Kicking
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,517 Words
Chapter Twenty-Six – So That Is How It FeelsChapter Twenty-Six - So That Is How It Feels
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,563 Words
Chapter Twenty-Seven – Post-Traumatic Samurai DisorderChapter Twenty-Seven - Post-Traumatic Samurai Disorder
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,583 Words
Chapter Twenty-Eight – Feed Me KibbleChapter Twenty-Eight - Feed Me Kibble
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,540 Words
Chapter Twenty-Nine – Hush-HushChapter Twenty-Nine - Hush-Hush
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,531 Words
Chapter Thirty – Is It Really Possible for an Emo Girl and a Country Boy to Build a Doomsday Weapon?Chapter Thirty - Is It Really Possible for an Emo Girl and a Country Boy to Build a Doomsday Weapon?
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,593 Words
Chapter Thirty-One – Anti-Vampire MeasuresChapter Thirty-One - Anti-Vampire Measures
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,596 Words
Chapter Thirty-Two – Happily Ever After TomorrowChapter Thirty-Two - Happily Ever After Tomorrow
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,542 Words
Interlude Lucy – School Days Part ThreeInterlude Lucy - School Days Part Three
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,502 Words
Chapter Thirty-Three – Oh My God, Nya!Chapter Thirty-Three - Oh My God, Nya!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,588 Words
Chapter Thirty-Four – Welcome to the Broom ClosetChapter Thirty-Four - Welcome to the Broom Closet
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,540 Words
Chapter Thirty-Five – Welcome Under God’s GraceChapter Thirty-Five - Welcome Under God's Grace
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,610 Words
Chapter Thirty-Six – Nun Your BusinessChapter Thirty-Six - Nun Your Business
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,503 Words
Chapter Thirty-Seven – The Rolodex GambitChapter Thirty-Seven - The Rolodex Gambit
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,566 Words
Chapter Thirty-Eight – Altruism EverywhereChapter Thirty-Eight - Altruism Everywhere
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,499 Words
Chapter Thirty-Nine – Trash Panda WoesChapter Thirty-Nine - Trash Panda Woes
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,506 Words
Chapter Forty – Trash Panda CrushChapter Forty - Trash Panda Crush
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,608 Words
Chapter Forty-One – Hive Five!Chapter Forty-One - Hive Five!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,503 Words
Chapter Forty-Two – Loading, Please WaitChapter Forty-Two - Loading, Please Wait
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,561 Words
Chapter Forty-Three – Right in Front of my OSHA Handbook?Chapter Forty-Three - Right in Front of my OSHA Handbook?
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,504 Words
Chapter Forty-Four – You Talk Like an Old LadyChapter Forty-Four - You Talk Like an Old Lady
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,593 Words
Chapter Forty-Five – 57,646,075,230,342,400,000Chapter Forty-Five - 57,646,075,230,342,400,000
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,686 Words
Chapter Forty-Six – Casino Ro-nya-lChapter Forty-Six - Casino Ro-nya-l
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,509 Words
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April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,016 Words
Chapter Forty-Seven – Free Real EstateChapter Forty-Seven - Free Real Estate
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,611 Words
Chapter Forty-Eight – La Blue LucyChapter Forty-Eight - La Blue Lucy
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,541 Words
Chapter Forty-Nine – For Shying Out LoudChapter Forty-Nine - For Shying Out Loud
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,623 Words
Chapter Fifty – Potluck!Chapter Fifty - Potluck!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,515 Words
Interlude – K & KInterlude - K & K
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,545 Words
Chapter Fifty-One – ‘Ol Reliable: Scorched EarthChapter Fifty-One - 'Ol Reliable: Scorched Earth
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,494 Words
Chapter Fifty-Two – Terms and ConditionsChapter Fifty-Two - Terms and Conditions
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,681 Words
Chapter Fifty-Three – War Crime WaifuChapter Fifty-Three - War Crime Waifu
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,491 Words
Chapter Fifty-Four – The Flames That Burn With Purpose Light The Way to HeavenChapter Fifty-Four - The Flames That Burn With Purpose Light The Way to Heaven
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,556 Words
Chapter Fifty-Five – A Cut Above Middle ManagementChapter Fifty-Five - A Cut Above Middle Management
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,529 Words
Chapter Fifty-Six – Fill The Sky With Fire And SmokeChapter Fifty-Six - Fill The Sky With Fire And Smoke
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,553 Words
Interlude Lucy – School Days Part ThreeInterlude Lucy - School Days Part Three
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,719 Words
Chapter Fifty-Seven – Broadcast NecromancyChapter Fifty-Seven - Broadcast Necromancy
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,529 Words
Interlewd Six
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,113 Words
Chapter Fifty-Eight – End Program To You TooChapter Fifty-Eight - End Program To You Too
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,619 Words
SCS Crossover Fanfic Contest! Winners!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,778 Words
Chapter Fifty-Nine – Puppy PrincessChapter Fifty-Nine - Puppy Princess
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,559 Words
Chapter Sixty – Intimi DatingChapter Sixty - Intimi Dating
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,512 Words
Chapter Sixty-One – @-Everyone AssembleChapter Sixty-One - @-Everyone Assemble
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,545 Words
Chapter Sixty-Two – Did This to MyselfChapter Sixty-Two - Did This to Myself
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,509 Words
Chapter Sixty-Three – Gold Star #2Chapter Sixty-Three - Gold Star #2
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,524 Words
Chapter Sixty-Four – Hot and BotheredChapter Sixty-Four - Hot and Bothered
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,517 Words
Chapter Sixty-Five – PspspspspsChapter Sixty-Five - Pspspspsps
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,544 Words
Chapter Sixty-Six – Kilotonnage for DummiesChapter Sixty-Six - Kilotonnage for Dummies
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,576 Words
Chapter Sixty-Seven – Not Mushroom for EmotionsChapter Sixty-Seven - Not Mushroom for Emotions
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,501 Words
Chapter Sixty-Eight – Charred as the Wastes of OzymandiasChapter Sixty-Eight - Charred as the Wastes of Ozymandias
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,519 Words
Chapter Sixty-Nine – NiceChapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,524 Words
Chapter Seventy – Poked in the FrannieChapter Seventy - Poked in the Frannie
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,523 Words
Chapter Seventy-One – This Action Will Have ConsequencesChapter Seventy-One - This Action Will Have Consequences
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,550 Words
Chapter Seventy-Two – Forms, Fans, and FunctionariesChapter Seventy-Two - Forms, Fans, and Functionaries
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,631 Words
Chapter Seventy-Three – I Have Been Artificial Before You Were Intelligent!Chapter Seventy-Three - I Have Been Artificial Before You Were Intelligent!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,604 Words
Chapter Seventy-Four – Mom’s SpaghettiChapter Seventy-Four - Mom's Spaghetti
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,585 Words
Interlude K&K – Part TwoInterlude K&K - Part Two
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,532 Words
Chapter Seventy-Five – Planning Plus Proper Preparation Prevents Potential Problems, ProbablyChapter Seventy-Five - Planning Plus Proper Preparation Prevents Potential Problems, Probably
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,556 Words
Chapter Seventy-Six – Maximum ClonageChapter Seventy-Six - Maximum Clonage
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,542 Words
Chapter Seventy-Seven – Drowning in MediocrityChapter Seventy-Seven - Drowning in Mediocrity
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,555 Words
Chapter Seventy-Eight – Bomb VoyageChapter Seventy-Eight - Bomb Voyage
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,577 Words
Chapter Seventy-Nine – Gosh Golly GraciousChapter Seventy-Nine - Gosh Golly Gracious
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,529 Words
Chapter Eighty – Punched in the Dick!Chapter Eighty - Punched in the Dick!
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,558 Words
Chapter Eighty-One – Pop Goes the PatellaChapter Eighty-One - Pop Goes the Patella
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,646 Words
Chapter Eighty-Two – Talking Fashion, ObligatorilyChapter Eighty-Two - Talking Fashion, Obligatorily
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,556 Words
Interlude Lucy – School Days Part FourInterlude Lucy - School Days Part Four
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,509 Words
Interlude – BallsInterlude - Balls
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,776 Words
Chapter Eighty-Three – Not a Bad DayChapter Eighty-Three - Not a Bad Day
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,643 Words
Chapter Eighty-Four – Mini MachinaChapter Eighty-Four - Mini Machina
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,506 Words
Volume Eight Epilogue
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Stray Cat Strut – A Young Lady’s Vacation Next Door – PrologueStray Cat Strut - A Young Lady's Vacation Next Door - Prologue
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,010 Words
Chapter One – Your Daily Allowance of Unsaid ThingsChapter One - Your Daily Allowance of Unsaid Things
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,552 Words
Chapter Two – It’s Me AgainChapter Two - It's Me Again
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,522 Words
Chapter Three – Can Juno Come Play?Chapter Three - Can Juno Come Play?
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,591 Words
Chapter Four – You Can Lie on a Report, But Reports Don’t LieChapter Four - You Can Lie on a Report, But Reports Don't Lie
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,585 Words
Chapter Five – As Per My Next EmailChapter Five - As Per My Next Email
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,582 Words
Interlude – Easy HolidaysInterlude - Easy Holidays
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 976 Words
Chapter Six – Velvet PawsChapter Six - Velvet Paws
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,522 Words
Interlude – Crisis Mode OneInterlude - Crisis Mode One
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,516 Words
Chapter Seven – Spring CleaningChapter Seven - Spring Cleaning
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,569 Words
Chapter Eight – Preemptive BitchingChapter Eight - Preemptive Bitching
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,549 Words
Chapter Nine – CarpoolingChapter Nine - Carpooling
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,518 Words
Chapter Ten – A Lot Going On Up ThereChapter Ten - A Lot Going On Up There
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,575 Words
Chapter Eleven – Paint It BlackChapter Eleven - Paint It Black
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,464 Words
Interlude – Crisis Mode TwoInterlude - Crisis Mode Two
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,616 Words
Chapter Twelve – Be Libre, Not HappyChapter Twelve - Be Libre, Not Happy
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,506 Words
Chapter Thirteen – Interloping is My PassionChapter Thirteen - Interloping is My Passion
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,575 Words
Chapter Fourteen – Libre’s OfficeChapter Fourteen - Libre's Office
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,599 Words
Chapter Fifteen – Spontaneous Lobotomy SyndromeChapter Fifteen - Spontaneous Lobotomy Syndrome
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,489 Words
Chapter Sixteen – Patch Up to Catch UpChapter Sixteen - Patch Up to Catch Up
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,742 Words
Chapter Seventeen – Court Martial ArtsChapter Seventeen - Court Martial Arts
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,548 Words
Chapter Eighteen – Nothing but the TruthChapter Eighteen - Nothing but the Truth
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,558 Words
Chapter Nineteen – Security TheatreChapter Nineteen - Security Theatre
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,773 Words
Chapter Twenty – How to Get to The TopChapter Twenty - How to Get to The Top
April 1, 2026Apr 1, '26 1,488 Words