Chapter Forty-Six – New Plan: Kill Everything
byChapter Forty-Six – New Plan: Kill Everything
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The moment I was completely out of my old armour, the entire thing closed itself back up and stepped to the side.
It actually freaked me out a little. But the armour just walked itself to the room’s entrance and stood there, one back-mounted gun pointing out into the hallway beyond.
“Alright,” I muttered.
Just a safety precaution. What do you want to do with your old armour?
“I don’t know,” I admitted. “Think Lucy would like it?”
It would need to be modified slightly to fit her proportions. She’s a few centimetres shorter and wider at the hips. It would be uncomfortable. She also lacks the augmentations or AI support to fully utilise the armour.
“Eh, fair enough. Can it stick around in here and defend itself? We’ll see about picking it up once things have calmed down a bit.”
Noted.
I walked over to the box with my new arm. It had a single clasp on the front, which was handy because I only had one hand now. The case hissed as it opened and a bit of antiseptic smelling steam escaped the edges.
The arm wasn’t too dissimilar to my old one. Sleek grey metal with a few plates that were edged in glowing neon. It was a bit less bulky. Likely the lack of a missile launcher worked into it. “So how do I equip this one? Just jam it onto stubby here?” I wiggled my stub.
More or less. You can expect something similar to having a ‘sleeping’ limb awaken.
I raised the arm and turned it around. There was a hole for my stump, and some sections that would reach all the way up to my collarbone and over my shoulder bone thing… what was that called? The scapula or something.
You will have to remove your suit for it to make contact with your skin.
Lowering the arm back into its box, I unzipped the front of my armoured suit and tugged it off my right side. I hadn’t realised how chilly it was here. Then I grabbed the arm again and slid it on. There was a warm pressure over my side, and a feeling of suction, like I was getting the world’s biggest hickey.
Then I suddenly had feeling in my new hand and arm. I gasped as I felt a million tingles running up and down the arm. It really was like waking up after Lucy used me as a pillow and cut off my circulation. “Oh, that’s annoying,” I said. Moving the new hand around seemed to help, the pins and needles feeling fading gently.
Connection established. Everything should be functional now.
“Nice,” I said. Then I used my new arm to remove the rest of my undersuit. “Need a new one of these.” I slipped my feet out of my old suit, then flicked it aside like so much dirty laundry.
I glanced around. I was entirely naked, aside from the new arm, in the middle of enemy territory. “Actually, give me a minute, I’m gonna use the washroom while I’m here.”
How wonderfully pragmatic. Do you want an improved version of your under armour too?
“Sure,” I said as I started looking for the bathroom. It couldn’t be far from the sauna, could it? I found it behind a faux-wood wall. It was the men’s washroom, but no one was around to tell me no.
New Purchase: Armoured Stealth-Capable Undersuit
Points Reduced to… 34,009
My new suit appeared in a little box, and I unwrapped it–after washing my hands–then slid into it. It was about as comfortable as the last one, which is to say it felt like I was slipping into something made of the fur of a hundred newborn kittens. The design wasn’t changed too much. Still mostly black with a few neon highlights and some armoured plates over important bits.
“Okay,” I said as I fiddled with the neck. It was a bit tight. Not uncomfortable, but nearly. “Let’s armour up.”
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The new armour’s back unfolded, revealing a space that looked about me-shaped. I placed a foot in the opening meant for it, then climbed in properly, the armour closing up around me and pulling me in tighter against the armour’s front.
My vision was entirely darkened for a moment before everything ahead of me lit up, the screens within the helmet part of the armour turning the world into a more vibrant version of reality, where shadows were only a suggestion.




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